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András Csengő is mijn naam, geboren (Utrecht, 17 februari 1963) en getogen in Nederland met Hongaarse ’roots’. Mijn ouders ontvluchtten begin november 1956 hun vaderland dat onder de voet werd gelopen door de oprukkende Sovjet-tanks. De Hongaarse opstand werd bruut in de kiem gesmoord, mijn ouders konden niet meer terugkeren……

Tot eind jaren negentig was ik in Nederland woonachtig, ik ben afgestudeerd in ondernemingsrecht aan de Rijksuniversiteit Groningen. Commerciële werkervaring heb ik opgedaan bij diverse internationaal opererende bedrijven, waaronder Heineken.

Na de milleniumwisseling heb ik gewoond en gewerkt in Midden- en Oosteuropese landen, waaronder Hongarije. Momenteel leef ik in het land van mijn ’roots’ met mijn gezin. Inmiddels ben ik reeds een tijdje zelfstandig ondernemer en onafhankelijk publicist.

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Wekelijks vindt U meerdere columns op deze website over tal van onderwerpen. Meestal becommentarieer actuele nieuwsfeiten op het gebied van (internationale) politiek, maatschappelijk relevante gebeurtenissen, sport en wat al niet meer. Op hypocriete uitspraken van politici en andere ’influencers’ mag ik graag reageren.

Mijn stijl is kritisch/satirisch, maar ik probeer altijd te relativeren. Dat lukt me overigens niet altijd……
 

Is Kim Jong-un going to Vladivostok soon with his armored train (SNOWPIERCER)?

Is Kim Jong-un going to Vladivostok soon with his armored train (SNOWPIERCER)?

Kim Jong-un is likely to travel to the Russian port city of Vladivostok in a special armored train for a meeting with his fellow criminal Vladimir Putin. The Russian city is located 132 kilometers (82 miles) from the North Korean border. It is not often that ’little rocket man’ - this nickname was coined by Donald Trump…. - travels abroad, the last time he visited Russia was in 2012. He also arrived by armored train then, the journey took almost two days. Of course, the North Korean throats had to be lubricated, so 100,000 bottles of alcoholic beverages were hoisted into the carriages in Pyongyang. According to a South Korean newspaper, the cargo included gin, vodka, cognac, French, Spanish and North Korean wines, and cardboard boxes of Heineken export beer. Export beer? I added that myself on the assumption that Heineken does not own a brewery in North Korea. Although, you never know these days with the Amsterdam beer giant. Until recently more than 100 new beer brands were introduced in the land of Putin. (while Heineken claimed a withdrawal from Russia on short notice…....)

Kim will attend the so-called Easter Economic Forum, but the deals that will be negotiated behind the scenes will be the main focus of the program. The Russians now have a shortage of weapons that North Korea is eager to supply. Think of artillery shells and anti-tank missiles. In return, the North Koreans do ask for something in return, such as nuclear technology for nuclear submarines and satellite technology. According to sources from the US intelligence services, Kim will also press for food aid for the poor North Koreans. In various parts of the country, there is famine and Kim obviously has no need for emaciated or dead North Koreans on the assembly line for shell production….. In addition, there is a suspicion that Putin would like to recruit North Koreans for his armed forces.

By now, tens of thousands of Russian soldiers have been killed on the Ukrainian front, the Wagner Group has been decimated, and the supply of cannon fodder from remote Russian provinces is dwindling. For Kim, sending ’soldiers’ is also profitable. First, he can ask for even more Russian war technology. Second, he no longer has to feed the hungry mouths of a number of North Korean men which are in the prime of their lives. The little fatso will consider this a win-win situation! Although, a little stolen Ukrainian grain provided by the Russians would be welcome, because imagine if mass famine demonstrations broke out in a number of North Korean counties. Well, to my opinion the little fatso doesn't have to be too afraid of that, the state terror is too efficient, and people in famine are not exactly healthy and muscular…… No, Kim will probably use the stolen Ukrainian grain to feed ’young farmer men’ from the countryside. To send them eventually to the front in the Donbas. Of course, with the promise that they can earn a good salary, but that will fall short in practice. Food and drink and ancient Kalashnikovs are what the poor North Korean farm boys can get, with which they will be sent to the Ukrainian front line (without a bulletproof vest and helmet).

On the way back, there will be a ’big party’ in the armored train. Maybe the locomotive has even been given a name. Which one? ’Snowpiercer’ of course, after the film and TV series. Kim must have seen the film, it is a post-apocalyptic South Korean production (produced in his mother language) The train (Snowpiercer) must be in constant motion, because if it stops, the train would freeze to the tracks. This is because an ice age has broken out on Earth after scientists conducted an unsuccessful experiment to combat global warming. Wow, wouldn't it be something if the armored Kim train could never (be able to) stop on the way back! The supply would also be a major problem, because how do you get 100,000 bottles of alcohol on board a moving train?

It would be quite a stunt if the South Koreans destroyed 'Kim's Snowpiercer' with a ballistic missile. Preferably, before the train reaches the North Korean border. Oh no, but wouldn't that immediately start a war between South and North Korea? And the Russians would probably also consider such an action an act of war. That's right, and that's why the South Korean government would have to deny that the missile came from South Korea in every possible way. President Zelensky would be happy to take the blame, he could’nt care less. Why not? Well, he is already at war with the Putin gang!

Dear Kim, I am attaching the theme song of the Snowpiercer TV series. I hope this music can be heard on all the speakers in your armored train. When? Right before the South Korean missile hits...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CYieQM4vZ0&ab_channel=AntoineLebailly%F0%9F%8E%B5

Geschreven door : András Csengő

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